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December 14th, 2004

01:24 pm
You wanted to see me wasted bandwidth. Well, you got your wish. we need a place to post shit that is way too stupid for a regular journal.
dipshit survey.Collapse )

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December 13th, 2004

05:45 pm - Damn!
You're Sophia!

"Picture it. Sardinia, 1932. I was on a tour of the great caper factories. I was a cookie kid going through my piccata period -- a wedge of lemon and a smart answer for everything. Anyway, I was slicing an onion when, suddenly, a big basil tree fell. I don't have a story about taking advantage of a dead guy. I have a story about a Moroccan and a monkey. But that falls under the heading of lust." You're Sophia, the wisecracking know-it-all with a past as zesty as your famous marinara and a penchant for dating the famous (Picasso, Julio Iglesias and all three members of the Yalta Conference, to name a few).

Which Golden Girl are you? Find out now!

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05:22 pm - Humored ye shall be...
I hate stupid, recurring, bickering arguments that never go anywhere and just leave you pissed off.
I hate to have to just give up on people that you don't want to.
I have no clue what the fuck a meme is...although apparently it's this thing down below this post.
Some people are just fucking stupid sometimes and I have been getting really aggrivated lately by people that want to know something and when you fucking tell them they don't wanna listen. Maybe these are things I should have added to the meme but since I don't even know what the fuck it is I'm not sure so I'm just writing it up here. I also have no clue what the fuck I'm supposed to be putting in this thing either so I'm just writing whatever the mother fuck comes to my mind. Oh, and my ankle hurts like getting fucked up the ass with a broomstick wrapped with sandpaper!

01. Read it
02. Steal it
03. Bold what applies
04. Add your own, and let grow.

001. I miss somebody right now.

002. I watch more tv than I used to.

003. I love olives.

004. I love sleeping.

005. I own a home.

006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.

007. I love to play video games.

008. I've done something illegal.

009. I've watched porn movies.

010. I have been in a threesome. [Depends on your definition...]

011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

012. I like my handwriting.

013. I have acne free skin.

014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.

015. I curse frequently.

016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

017. I have a hobby.

018. I've been to another country.(but it was canada so it doesn't really count)

019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

020. I'm really, really smart. [Depends on your definition...]

021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.

022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

023. I love rain.

024. I'm paranoid at times.

025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

026. I need money right now.

027. I love sushi.

028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.

029. I have fresh breath in the morning,

030. I have semi-long hair.

031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.

032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.

033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

034. I shave my legs.

035. I have a twin.

037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.

038. I like the way that I look.

039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.

040. I know how to do cornrows.

041. I am usually pessimistic.

042. I have mood swings.

043. I think prostitution should be legalized.

044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.

045. I have cheated on a significant other.

046. I have a hidden talent.

047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people

049. I am currently single.

050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.

051. I enjoy talking on the phone.

052. I practically live in PJ pants.

053. I love to shop.

054. I would rather shop than eat.

055. I would classify myself as ghetto.

056. I am a college graduate.

057. I'm obsessed with my diary!

058. I don't hate anyone.

059. I'm a pretty good dancer.

060. I have at least one tattoo.

061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

062. I have a cell phone.

063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.

065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

067. I have never been in a real relationship before.

068. I've rejected someone before.

069. I currently have a crush on someone.

070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

071. I want to have children in the future.

072. I have changed a diaper before.

073. I've had the cops called on me before.

074. I bite my nails.

075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.

076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.

077. I have a lot to learn.

078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.

079. I've had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period.

080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.

081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.

083. I have been rejected by someone.

084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.

085. I own the "South Park" movie.

086. I have avoided work to play on LJ.

087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.

088. I enjoy country music. Hank, yes. Toby, no.

089. I love my best friend.

090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.

092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.

093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

094. I have waxed or shaved all my pubic hair off.

095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".

096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

098. I have dated a close friend's ex.

099. I'm happy as of this moment.

100. I have gone scuba diving.

101. I've had a crush on somebody I've never met.

102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.

103. I play a musical instrument.

104. I strongly dislike math.

105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.

106. I own and use a library card.

107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."

108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.

109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.

110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."

111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.

112. I am an entirely different person around different people.

113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.

114. I think macaroni and cheese is one of the best foods in the whole world.

115. I am suffering from a broken heart.

116. I am a nerd.

117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.

118. I am left handed and proud of it.

119. I try not to change who I am for someone.

120. My heart resides below my feet.

121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.

122. I enjoy smoothies.

123. I have had major surgery.

124. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.

125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.

126. Some people call me by a nickname.

127. I have fired a gun and liked it.

128. I like pumpkin pie.

129. I love NASCAR!

130. I own over 200 CDs.

131. I work 7 days a week.

132. I have mono.

132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.

133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.

134. I'm still in my PJs.

135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.

136. I have a tendancy to fall for the wrong girls, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.

137. I'll try anything three times....or more.

138. I have done drugs other than Alcohol or Cannabis.

139. I'm having trouble sleeping.

140. I am a cuddler.

141. I love John Waters films.

142. I have made a pornographic videotape.

143. I have adopted an accent for an entire day.

144. I have climbed a mountain.

145. I have been so drunk that I never made it to the bathroom and vomited in front of lots of people.

146. I start a lot of craft projects and leave them incomplete for a long time.

147. I have a voracious libido.

148. I enjoy waiting for the icecream man.

149. I love to read.

150. I like Nighttime more than Daytime

151. I have an eclectic taste in music

152. Oprah makes me cry.

153. I know what a voracious libido is.

154. More than five people have called me emo at random.

155. I've seen CATS and danced to it.

156. I sing while listening to the radio in the car.

157. I prefer having someone else drive than me.

158. I have more than three different animal types.

159. I often question what would have happened if I didn't do something.

160. I've known of bands before they went mainstream.

161. I've stolen 100 $ of merchandise in one go.

172. I get very disoriented when I wake up anywhere I'm not used to waking up.

173. I'm currently talking to someone who lives in another state.

174. I hate jello.

175. I rarely talk to over half the people of my buddylist.

176. I don't put Pez candy in the dispenser.

177. I think female cellists are hot.

178. sometimes i think i drink too much.

179. i pace the stairs to my apartment like its where i want to be.

180. i hate missing people that i hate.

181. some of my best friends are over the age of 40

182. i cry every day of my life.

183. When I cry my eyebrows turn red.

184. I hate talking to strangers.

185. Love is better than money.

186. I love poetry.

187. I hate caring about someone and feeling like they don't care about you back.

188. I enjoy having people think I'm weird.

189. I hate people that are incapable of partaking in even a mildly intelligent conversation.

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December 12th, 2004

10:44 am - So I'm Humoring...What do I get outta the deal
01. Read it
02. Steal it
03. Bold what applies
04. Add your own, and let grow.

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09:14 am - Humor me people - you know i hate memes!
01. Read it
02. Steal it
03. Bold what applies
04. Add your own, and let grow.

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December 8th, 2004

02:35 pm
there's nothing wrong with today really... it's just boring. That would be a horribly perfect version of hell, to be stuck living today over & over like "Groundhog Day."

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09:47 am - How the hell does that work?!?!
Ok so I went on a beer diet early last month right? How is it that after drinking not less than three beers a night for over a month, my obliques are more defined now than they were before? How the fuck does that happen? And the tum tum is flatter too? Something is so very wrong with my body.

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December 7th, 2004

02:21 pm - Sometimes It Just doesn't Pay
To be diligent. So maybe I ought to dick around more (as if that's possible).
To that end I shall be indulging myself in fuckery for the rest of the day.

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December 4th, 2004

07:07 am - why am i awake?
someone finish this story:
As soon as I opened my eyes, I realized I was facedown in the mud.
What sounded like Blues Traveler was playing distantly in the back of my eardrums.

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December 3rd, 2004

04:16 pm - Apathy Is The Key
So this is how is 'bout to go down.
Last night was a bust
And I figured out why
I gave a shit too much

Therefore ever more
For me to have good luck
I basically have got to
Don't Give A Fuck

Who wit me?

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